Take a break, Superman. I got this!

I'm still at it. I had to make a few adjustments, but I'm still plugging away. Life just got in the way and I have to make time for more important things.

I have made a few more discoveries. First of all, it's still working. A few days ago I was in the shower and noticed some muscle tone beginning in my thighs. I told a friend that I had thighs like a comic book super hero. She immediately burst out in uncontrolled laughter. I'll remember that the next time a mad scientist poisons the water supply, turning all who drink it into gelatinous cubes.

Another observation; my face no longer looks like the picture on my ATM/debit card. Yesterday, I went for a hair cut and when I gave my card to the lady, after she cut my hair, she had to look at the picture and then look at me and then back at the picture and then back at me and then asked to see my ID, because it did not look like me. That's cool, I guess.

The haircut is a different story. Every time I go and get a hair cut, I walk out looking like Opie or a Backstreet Boy. Yesterday was an Opie day.

Another discovery. The egg white induced gassing is either getting better or I am becoming immune. I try to be good and I try to be considerate, but if there is no way to leave the room, how do you warn anyone else there, that you're about to "Bring The Pain"? It's usually easier to just wait until someone looks at you and squint your face up and then quickly shift your eyes to someone else and try to pin it on them. Maybe that's my super power!

The last new discovery, I don't know if my house can take much more of this. Every workout video begins with a warm up. Part of these warm ups is a few minutes of jumping jacks. I have learned where to do this and not suffer the wrath of the ceiling fan, but there is a crack that has formed in the ceiling of my workout room. So, another modification is having to be made...no more jumping jacks.

Now, if you will pardon me, the Mayor has illuminated the sky with the image of Howdy Doodie. A super hero's work is never done.