Once again, I woke up before my alarm clock went off. I was surprised at that. I actually had dreams during the night about the workouts. Now, in the dreams, I was working out on a basketball court and the Tennessee Titan’s cheerleading squad was working out with me and they were all dressed in sexy lingerie or bikinis. What ever motivates you, right?
After two egg whites, a turkey sausage patty and a protein drink, I was ready for my workout. Day 2 is called “Cardio X”. After about 10 minutes, I renamed it; “Cardi-oh shit, my heart just exploded!” Sadly, 10 minutes into that video and you’re still doing the warm-up. I hate this guy. Where are my Titan Cheerleaders?
Remember that scene in Aliens where the baby alien burst out of that guy’s stomach? Driving to work today, I sneezed. I was looking for that baby alien.
There was some good news, today. I misread my nutrition guide and it turns out that 6egg whites make up for 1 protein serving. I had thought it was 2 eggs that made 1 protein serving. MORE FOOD FOR MARK! The downside to that is, egg white REALY make me gassy. Maybe that will contribute to the end result. People will not want to be around me for the next 88 days. When it is over and people start coming around, they will think I have actually lost a lot more weight than I really did, because they really can’t remember how much extra weight I had, they just knew it was more than I have when I see them, so they will assume more dramatic results.
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